- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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