Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

I am quite mature.

Sammi suck kyles chode

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

can you touch your toes? no

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

hashtags suck balls

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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