- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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