Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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