What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Sam Hengal.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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