What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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KOOKABURRA

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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