- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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