Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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