how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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just in time?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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