- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock Come in

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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