- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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