Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What? Huh?

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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... Chan chan

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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