- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A black student graduated High School

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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