Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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The Moon Landing.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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