Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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