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A guy walks into a bar

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A man buys a prius

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Tommy got neutered.

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