- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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