What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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