- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

I <3 Hitler

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

You want to hear a joke? Republican

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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