- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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