What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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