When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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