- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Jews

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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