- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Wolfjob.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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