- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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