- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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