If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jack Stevens

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Wolfjob.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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