A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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