- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why? Why not?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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