- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

thomas!!!!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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