Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

No your aunties a joke

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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