Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Hail Heetluh

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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