- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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