- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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