- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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