Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

don't just stand there

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

1+1=2

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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