Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Gay republicans

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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