What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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i killed my family

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Gay republicans

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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