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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

run farther?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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