How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

the midget went to the midget store

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

XD Jackass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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