Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Nuneaton..

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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An Aisian failed a test

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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