- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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