Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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