What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

YEAH THEY DO!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

david poredos

your face is kinda funny

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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