can you pass the soap?

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

mikey is cute

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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