- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

YES! EXACTLY!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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