Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why? Why Not?

wanna hear a joke? i dont

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

women's rights

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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