What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Maths.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Black people stink of shite!

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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