A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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