A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

women's rights

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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