A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Dude man, I'm high...

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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