- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Stealth baseballs record

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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