- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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