- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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