What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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