- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

no

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Dead girls can't say no.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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