Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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i like men but im not gay

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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