What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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