What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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