- Anti Joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol