What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

John Cena for president

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

The WNBA.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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