- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Women's rights.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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