Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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