An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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i dont fisish anythi

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Anti Joke

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