Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

I like U.............................nicorns :D

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why are balck people black because they are

Basically copying you.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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