- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

pull my finger (farts)

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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