- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

You're tall.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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