- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Albert your flies undone.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

ur an fagit

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I was watching Fox news.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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