- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are red violets are indigo

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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