What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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