- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Poker face

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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