Nero, sure you are okay?

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

I like the color potato.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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