- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

The american education system.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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