How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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sadf

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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