A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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