I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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