- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*