- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Go away still nothing to see

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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