What's big and purple? Barney

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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