- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

im saul and i love cock

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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