You idiot.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

HURT

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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