Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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