- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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