- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

you give like i give lomain

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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