- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Poop.

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