i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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I read the terms of service.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I had a submarine.... once

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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