Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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