What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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