- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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