Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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