Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Mogok Papiti.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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