- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

your life

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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