What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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