What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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