- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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