- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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