- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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