- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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