- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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