- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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