Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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all your base are belong to mark

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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