- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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