- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Once upon a time, The end.

men's rights activists

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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