Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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one of the idiot

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Women's Rights

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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