Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

An Aisian failed a test

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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