- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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