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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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