- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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