- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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