- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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