- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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