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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Womens basketball

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Screw it you write the joke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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