- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why didn't he finish his

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

matt is fat

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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