Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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